Lyrics

I was sittin' at this bar when I saw an old codger puttin' a move on a lady less half his age. When she walked away, I said: Grandpa, isn't she a little too young for you? Ha, ha, ha! He kinda looked at me and and grinned and then he said...

The older I get the younger I need 'em
The broker I get the richer I treat 'em
The slower I get the harder I chase 'em
I'm a WORLD CLASS DIRTY OLD MAN

If I see a gal I thinks real purty
I make my move I get bold and flirty
If I strike out I go ugly early
I'm a WORLD CLASS DIRTY OLD MAN

CHORUS
I'm a dirty old man
Catch 'em when I can
Proud of what I am
I'm a WORLD CLASS DIRTY OLD MAN

(MODULATE)

Then he really started braggin'...

He said: If it gets late and the bar ain't hoppin'
And the only gal there is a lady that's moppin'
Heck! I ain't proud, it's too late for shoppin'
I'm a WORLD CLASS DIRTY OLD MAN

And if the day should come my parts quit workin'
And I can't make love without it hurtin'
I'll grin and bear it and keep on flirtin'
I'm a WORLD CLASS DIRTY OLD MAN

REPEAT CHORUS 2X

REFRAIN (VAMP) AND TALKING
The older I get the younger I need 'em
The broker I get the richer I treat 'em
...
Hey, Sweetheart, wanna dance? No? I guess making love is completely out of the questions! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! Ouch! That hurt! I was only kiddin'! What? That big Neanderthal is your boyfriend? Holy cow! Momma, I'm coming home! Waitress, waitress! Which way is the nearest exit? Thankyou! Excuse me, excuse me! Oops! Do you mind if I crawl under your table? Well, pickup your feet, Honey. I'm comin' throught... Syanora, Sweetheart! I'm out of here!
...
The slower I get the harder I chse 'em
I'm a WORLD CLASS DIRTY OLD MAN (VAMP)