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BILLY WAS JUST PLAIN STUPID THOUGHT HE FOUND THE LOVE OF HIS LIFE STANDING ON THE CORNER 'NEATH A NEON LIGHT NEXT DAY THEY GOT MARRIED THOUGHT SHE'D MAKE A LOVIN' WIFE WASN'T LONG HE FOUND OUT SHE WAS LOVIN' EVER'BODY IN SIGHT

CHORUS: ('CAUSE) DUMB WENT AND DID IT AGAIN DUMB WENT AND DID IT AGAIN WHEN YOU'RE DUMB AND DON'T KNOW IT YOU GONNA SHOW IT OVER AND OVER AGAIN

BILLY NEEDED SOME MONEY HONEY DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO HIS BOOKIE SAID BILLY I'LL MAKE A LOAN TO YOU BILLY TOOK ALL THAT MONEY PUT IT ON THE LOTTERY TOOK SIX MONTHS FOR HIS KNEES TO HEAL A LITTLE LONGER 'FORE HE COULD SEE

THEN BILLY WENT BACK TO COLLEGE HE COULDN'T GET NO RESPECT HE BECAME A TWO-BIT LAWYER CUM LAUDE TEXAS TECH AMERICA NEEDED A LEADER BILLY PUT HIS NAME IN THE HAT ONE LITTLE CHAD HE'S IN THE OVAL OFFICE EVERBODY'S KISSING HIS... 1, 2, 3

THIS MORAL HAS A STORY IF YOU'RE DUMBER THAN A BLOCK OF ICE BEST THING YOU CAN BE IS LUCKY DON'T TAKE NO ONE'S ADVICE SOMEDAY YOUR' GONNA BE A WINNER JUST KEEP ON A ROLLING THOSE DICE BON'T BE CONCERNED WHEN SOME JERK HOLLERS HEY LOOK AT THAT STUPID GUY