Song Description
A Dad thinks he's really cool and brags about it, in reality he's a dork and dances very badly, he should know better.
| Song Length |
3:22 |
Genre |
Pop - General, Unique - Comedy |
| Tempo |
Medium Slow (91 - 110) |
Lead Vocal |
Mixed Vocals |
| Mood |
Jovial, Endearing |
Subject |
Father, Dysfunctional Family |
| Language |
English |
Era |
2000 and later |
Lyrics
I'M NOT A SAD DAD
I'VE BEEN TO BAGDAD
I GOT THIS ITCH
COS LIFE'S A BITCH
I CAUGHT YOU'RE MOM
IN BED WITH MAJOR TOM
(SO) I WAS FORCED
TO GET DIVORCED
I'M SPENDING MY TIME
LOOKING FOR A LIFELINE
THIS MID LIFE CRISIS
IT'S WORSE THAN ISIS
2
I DON'T LIKE SEX TOYS,
I LIKE THE BEACH BOYS
NOW I SING/FEEL LIKE ELVIS
AND MOVE MY PELVIS
I GOT A WRINKLE
I GOT A TWINKLE
I CAN DO THE TWIST
JUST LIKE THIS
I'LL TAKE A CHANCE
I'LL DO THE DAD DANCE
I'LL TAKE A BOW
TAKE A LOOK AT ME NOW
3
THE PLACES WE GO
I TAKE MY EGO
JOHN TRAVOLTA
YOU CAN EAT YOU'RE HEART OUT
I WIGGLE MY HIPS,
I GIVE YOU SEX TIPS
PUMPED UP ON CHARM COS
DADDY'S GOT A BABE ON EACH ARM
I GOT A SIX PACK
YOU CAN MESSAGE ME BACK
I'LL TAKE A CHANCE
AND DO THE DAD DANCE