Story Behind The Song

This song was inspired by a movie I saw entitled "The Maintenance Man".

Song Description

This song is a male braggadocio gigolo song about how this man gets paid to satisfy women, desperate housewives, etc.

Lyrics

SHE A HOT MAMMA, I'M A PIRANHA
EAT THE POO TANG, MAKE YA FOX WANDER
ON A THIEFS HONOR, SHE GONE COME COMMA
S MANY TIMES I'VE BLESSED MANY DIMES
WIT THE THIRD LEG, WHEN THE WORDS SAID
SHE ON DA CALIFORNIA KING WITH HER LEGS SPREAD
IN A WET SPOT, IN A TANK TOP
LOOKING LIKE A CENTERFOLD GIVING HEAD SHOTS
MAKE YA TOES CURL, HOLD THE HEAD BOARD
LOSE BOUT FIVE POUNDS, NEVER IGNORED
MAKE THE BED SQUEAK TIL IT GOT RHYTHM
FRESH OUT OF BUBBLEBUM, HARD STICK IS WHAT I GIVE EM
I'M YA WET DREAM, CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM
DRIPPING DOWN YOUR LIPS, A LITTLE ON YA HIPS,
A LITTLE ON YOUR FACE, A LITTLE ON YA TITS
GIRL THIS ILLEGAL IN THIS STATE, BUT WE DOING THIS

THEY CALL ME THE MAINTENANCE MAN
I GET YA FAUCET RUNNING MA CHECK MY SERVICE PLAN
MONEY BACK GURANTEE YOU GONE BREATH AGAIN
YOU WANNA EXHALE JUST CALL ME WHEN HE LEAVE AGAIN

WE IN A HOT SAUNA, SMOKING MARIJUANA
DRINKING HENNESY, CUTTING ENDLESSLY,
PERFECT CHEMISTRY, SHE FROM TENNESSEE
COUNTRY GIRLS LIKE CITY BOYS, I'M FROM N.Y.C.
YOU LIKE MY SIX PACK, AND HOW I HIT THAT,
NOW TELL YOUR GIRLFRIEND, A YO! HE DID THAT
BRING BACK THE BOOM BAP, NOW MAKE YOUR ASS CLAP
HOOP EARINGS, SOUND LIKE A HI HAT
WE MAKING MUSIC, BUT DON'T CONFUSE IT
THAT PLATINUM CREDIT CARD, I'M GONE ABUSE IT
I?M DR FEEL GOOD AND YOU MY PATIENCE
YOU NEED A TUNE UP COME GET THIS MAINTENANCE
I'LL WINE AND DINE YOU, THEN GET BEHIND YOU
ICE REFLECTING IN THE MIRROR ALMOST BLIND YOU
AND IF I DON'T CUT, AND GOT YOU PISSED
THEN LITTLE MERMAID YOU SMELL LIKE DEAD FISH

THEY CALL ME THE MAINTENANCE MAN
I GET YA FAUCET RUNNING MA CHECK MY SERVICE PLAN
MONEY BACK GURANTEE YOU GONE BREATH AGAIN
YOU WANNA EXHALE JUST CALL ME WHEN HE LEAVE AGAIN

YO CHICK IS IN HEAT, THE DOGS ARE UNLEASHED
I'M NEVER HOUNDING HOES, SHE CHOSE ME,
FROZE ME, WIT THEM JACOB JEWELS
AND THEM 21'S IS SPINNING KEEPING HOT BOYZ COOL
I'M GIVING GOOD LOVE, PLUS IT'S THAT HOOD LOVE,
BUT DO I LOVE YOU I WISH I COULD LOVE,
I'LL BLOW YOUR BACK OUT, THIS WHAT A MAC BOUT,
WON'T LEAVE YOU HEART BROKE, OR ASSED OUT,
I LIKE BIG GIRLS, I LIKE SMALL ONES
I LIKE SHORT GIRLS, I LIKE TALL ONES,
I LIKE ALL GIRLS LONG AS THAT GOT FUNDS,
THE BIGGER THE CHECK THE HARDER SHE COMES,
LETS BUY THE MALL OUT, AFTER YOU CALL OUT
MY NAME, I'LL GET IT ALL OUT
WE PLAYING SEX GAMES, IN THE FAST LANE
WHAT YOU KNOW BOUT DOING 60, WHILE SHE GIVING YOU BRAINS

THEY CALL ME THE MAINTENANCE MAN
I GET YA FAUCET RUNNING MA CHECK MY SERVICE PLAN
MONEY BACK GURANTEE YOU GONE BREATH AGAIN
YOU WANNA EXHALE JUST CALL ME WHEN HE LEAVE AGAIN