Lyrics

you're so incredible in every single way
you make my insides light up every time you hit the stage
the sight of your blue eyes always makes my heart leap
and every time I turn away inside I start to weep

You're everything I love and everything I need
that long flowing hair of yours is so fucking sweet
a day without looking in the mirror would be total hell
because I'm in love with myself

you're so adorable you handsome devil you
and if I were allowed to you know I'd say I do
there is no one else I'd want my valentine to be
and every time I think who rocks? oh that's right...me!

you could bring world peace just by smiling on a stage
and solve a million mysteries and bake a delicious cake
a day without looking in the mirror would be total hell
because I'm in love with myself

my opinion wouldn't change if you were broke and on the streets
being a male prostitute just trying to make ends meet
cuz my love for me is something no one's ever understood
by the way that cake is really fucking good

there should be a movie about how much ya rock
I hope they don't cast clooney though cuz that guy is a cock
and of course he could never look quite as good as you
and to match that sexy voice would be real hard to do

so I'll play the part myself i'm the only one who can
and then I'll run and hide from all of my adoring fans
and then i'll look into the mirror in my trailer on the shelf (foxy)
because I'm in love with myself