Song Description
2009 International Songwriting Competition Winner
| Song Length |
3:39 |
Genre |
Unique - Comedy |
| Tempo |
Medium (111 - 130) |
Lead Vocal |
Male Vocal |
| Language |
English |
| |
Lyrics
I spotted some girls at the Quik-Mart
And I picked out one I like
I covered her in duct tape
And I strapped her on my bike
I rode her over to my house
While my parents weren't home
I dragged her up to my room
And now she's my very own
I got a girlfriend
And she belongs to me
I got a girlfriend
My folks said, "Finally!"
I got a girlfriend
I love her more than you know
And I'll never ever ever let her go
I'm the jealous type
I don't like her seeing other guys
But I took care of that
When I poked out both her eyes
She'll never kiss another
Her lips are just for me
They're in a jar of formaldehyde
On top of my TV
chorus
Every minute of every day
Her heart is in my head
The rest of her is in a hefty bag
Underneath my bed
I may deserve a psych ward
Or be in jail facing death
But at least I don't have fava beans
And chianti on my breath
chorus