Lyrics

DOUBLE-DOUBLE-STANDARD

Listen, listen, listen I'll lay it out for you
I know everything--I'm the know-it-all dude
Baby, baby, baby every word is true
And everything I say is another rule for you

Chorus 1:
I'm a closed-minded Master
So don't you do what you dare
I've got my double-double-standard
So you better beware
It's my double-double-standard... It's my double-double-standard

Listen, listen, listen it won't be long
When I get done with you, you'll know right from wrong
But of course these rules don't apply to me
Just to everybody else in all humanity

Chorus:
I'm a strong-willed master
And I don't have to be fair
I've got my double-standard
So you better beware
It's my double-double-standard
It's my double-double-standard

Chorus 3:
I'm a closed-minded Master
So don't you do what you dare
I've got my double-standard
So you better beware
I can flirt, I can touch--I got no rules for myself
But don't you do the same things--or I'll wring your bell
I'm just a narrow-minded master
With his precious double-standard
It's my double-double standard
It's my double-double standard

words & music by David R. Howell
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