Lyrics

Big Juicy Steak

I don't want no chicken lightly marinated,
in a delicate wine sauce

I don't want no seafood, no halibut or swordfish
especially them bad crab claws

Take your fins and feathers and throw them out together
Cuz all I want is a Big Juicy Steak

Don't want no cappuccino or broccoli florentino
a burger and a beer's just fine

Keep your burjolaise cuz I ain't no gourmet,
I only drink the real cheap wine

Corn on the cob and potato twice baked
sittin right next to a Big Juicy Steak

Cusineart, le Machine, what do I know?
I thought it was a french foreign car

I hear they're puttin' snails in the escargot
and little bitty fish eggs in the caviar

Don't want no file gumbo, momma raised no dumbo
who knows what they're puttin' in there

You got alot of nerve tryin' to serve me those hors d ourves
unless they're little pizza squares

Maybe a burrito with a bag of friitos
But all I want is a Big Juicy Steak

Maybe ham and eggs but please don't make me beg
All I want is a Big Juicy Steak

Maybe toasted cheese but please I'm on my knees
All I want is a Big Juicy Steak