Lyrics

THIS COWBOY'S SHREWDER THAN ANY COMPUTER


It ain't got a brain.
It don't wear no boots.
It's big claim to fame,
Is how fast it computes.
But it ain't as quick as my ol' six-shooter.
This cowboy's shrewder than any computer.

I never get lost,
On the wide open trail.
But touch that thing wrong,
And its memory fails.
So leave it behind, 'cause I'll get you there sooner.
This cowboy's shrewder than any computer.

Let's see that computer drive cattle.
Ride a rodeo bronc with no saddle.
Put your money on me, hey, I guarantee,
This cowboy's shrewder than any computer.

Lead my horse to water,
And sometimes he'll drink.
Program that computer,
But you can't make it think.
Well, it may look fancy and quite a bit cuter,
But this cowboy's shrewder than any computer.

Let's see that computer try roping.
It'll probably just end up choking.
So put your money on me, hey, I guarantee,
This cowboy's shrewder than any computer.

Let's settle this thing with an old-fashioned duel.
I'll meet that computer right here at high noon.
Whatever weapon we choose,
That ol' hunk o' metal gonna lose,
'Cause this cowboy's shrewder than any computer.