Lyrics

Oh, we're going out to Lame Lake where nothing's going on
It's really not much of a lake and it's been lame for too long
The owner looks just like a warthog and smells almost as bad
It really would be funny, but it's so lame that it's sad

CHORUS:
Yeah, I think we should all go out to Lame Lake
Even though it's as much fun as a toothache
If you get pond scum on you give it a shake
It'll come off I really hope for your sake

Oh, there might be a band playing...sometimes it's hard to tell
And sometimes it's as loud as an A-Bomb from out of hell
But the dance floor will be empty, of that you can be sure
I guess people danced years ago, but they don't anymore

CHORUS:
So, let's all force ourselves to go to Lame Lake
Where it's about as lively as someone's wake
If you don't like horsemeat don't order the steak
Even though it's the specialty at Lame Lake

BRIDGE:
Oh, the regulars are boring and the beach is mostly mud
And there's a gay bartender who resembles Elmer Fudd
But don't look for conversation to stimulate your mind
`Cause anyone with too much book-learning just ain't their kind

Well, it's been out there forever or at least it seems that way
When you're the only game in town, sometimes you do okay
But it could be so much better if they only had a clue
But I guess when lame is all you know, then lame's enough for you

CHORUS:
So, let's swallow our pride and go to Lame Lake
Where the congeniality is so fake
If it gets too much for your stomach to take
You can always go out and barf in Lame Lake