Lyrics

Wind Pudding with Air sauce
That's what we'll have for dinner tonight
Wind Pudding with Air sauce
It's quite the culinary delight
So when your feet start to stumble, your belly starts to grumble
There's one thing that'll make it alright.... and that is
Wind Pudding with Air sauce
that's what we'll have for dinner tonight

There ain't no hens to lay eggs now
No cow to put milk in the pail
You can try and chew a bit of this shoe dear
But it's funky and it's tough as a nail
so when you ask me what's for dinner
I'm afraid it's a might sad tell

There ain't no fish in the river
There ain't no geese in the sky
I'd go to town to get you some bread dear
But I ain't got the money to buy
so when you ask me what's for dinner
well it's enough to make a grown man cry

Open up a can of nothin'
Add about about a quarter cup of rain
Stir in a little bit of a hot dry wind
Mix it with some dust-bowl grain
Put it in a rail yard oven
Let it cook an hour or two
save a bit for Mr. Hover
He's done so many favors for you

Wind Pudding with Air sauce
that's what we'll have for dinner tonight
Wind Pudding with Air sauce
It's quite a culinary delight
So when your feet start to stumble your belly starts to grumble
There's one thing that'll make it alright.... and that is
Wind Pudding with Air sauce
that's what we'll have for dinner
It keeps you feelin' thinner
if you think that I'm a kiddin' you're right