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He doesn?t play guitar or paint ? Roderic 18-07-2004
Rif/A/F#/B E/B/D/A F#

He doesn?t play guitar or paint, she said
And I don?t need to tell you why
there?s a chance in hell will be my guy

He doesn?t play guitar or paint, she said
Cause I don?t care if he?s a saint
I don?t care what he contemplates

Cause you and your guitar can come right on over
But don?t bring you flat mate
Cause he?s not a soldier
You and your paintbrush can swing right on by here
But don?t bring your sidekick
Have I made my self clear

He doesn?t play guitar or paint, she said
Cause I don?t care for beers and darts
He doesn?t have me if don?t do art

He doesn?t play guitar or paint, she said
Cause I can?t stand those footy lads
With their footy talk and their footy stats

Cause you and your guitar can come right on over
But don?t bring you flat mate
Cause he?s not a soldier
You and your paintbrush can swing right on by here
But don?t bring your sidekick
I?m pretty sure that he?s queer