Song Description

Intended to be funny--but many men don't seem to find it funny

Lyrics

At lunch I turn my radio on
To hear what the experts say
About breakups and broken hearts
And livin? day to day
A Man won't buy the cow they say
If all the Milk is free
Well guess what, a kept cow
Is not what I want to be

So.I'm getting used to being lonely
I'm getting used to being sad
I'm getting used to missing
The best love I ever had

I come home and feed my dogs
Eat supper, and watch TV
And let the experts explain to me
How easy love can be
Well a man won't buy the cow they say
If all the milk is free
Well guess what, a kept cow
Is not what I want to be

I'm getting used to being lonely
I'm getting used to being sad
I'm getting used to missing
The best love I ever had

And I get ready to go to bed
And listen to late night show
Where women call in to share their angst
And tell me what I need to know
A man won't buy the cow they say
If all the milk is free
But guess what, a kept cow
Is not what I want to be


So I'm getting used to being lonely
I'm getting used to being sad
Getting used to missing
The best love I've ever had
But a man won't buy the cow they say...

Playlist Creator	Playlist Name	Date Added
Rhiannon Starr	My Top Songs	4/19/2014
Rhiannon Starr	FUN SONGS	4/19/2014