Song Description
Girl gossiping about one of her tacky friends.
| Song Length |
3:20 |
Genre |
Country - Contemporary, Country - General |
| Tempo |
Medium Fast (131 - 150) |
Lead Vocal |
Female Vocal |
| Language |
English |
| |
Lyrics
WASH AND WEAR WEDDING DRESS
She showed up late for her engagement party
Hosted by her third ex-husband Joe
By midnight, she was doin shots with the bartender
With her fiance passed out on the floor
(She needs a) Wash and Wear Wedding Dress
I swear that girls a mess
A dizzy damsel in distress who doesnt have a clue
People live and learn they say, but some people never do
(She needs a) Wash and Wear Wedding Dress
Fast forward to the big reception
The D.J. asked the single girls to stand
They all sighed as they watched the brides bouquet bounce off the ceiling
Then ricochet right back into her hand
BRIDGE Now her bridesmaids list has dwindled and her friends are feelin swindled
Over all the gifts theyve given her throughout the years
Yet she maintains her youthful vigor and her precious size four figure
Shes still registered at Lord and Taylor, Saks and Sears