Song Description

my girlfriend's a vegetarian!

Lyrics

rolled over again
propped up on the barley husk pillow
on your hemp futon and said
for the last time, never again

stumbled through the incense cloud to the bathroom
hopin? there?s enough hot water
to suds up my dr. bronners
and loofah off yesterday

brush my teeth with fennel-fresh toms
slip my feet into hand-woven thongs
looking thru the patchouli shimmer
i can still see a glimmer of the man i used to be

i?m no longer feelin? that fruity
when i?m diggin? late-nite in your tofutti
i?m dreamin? of the days
and my old ways

meat lover?s pizza for lunch
hot wings and pork rinds to munch
wash it all down with a yoo-hoo

my girlfriend?s a vegetarian
she don?t eat no meat
she don?t eat no meat
she don?t need me

my girlfriend?s a vegetarian
she gives to greenpeace
she eats rice and beans
she don?t eat meat

my girlfriend?s a vegetarian
and she wants to be a veterinarian
but i want a big plate of barbeque

we were chargin? your electric car
havin drinks at the smoothie bar,
and i was thinking what would life be like without you
cause when I take my brisket to the co-op
they all look and me and throw up
gonna pack my bags and go away

no more soy milk in my coffee
no more tofu pastry puffs

i think i?ll keep the bird in my turkey
and the beef in my jerky

my girlfriend?s a vegetarian
she don?t eat no meat
she don?t eat no meat
she don?t need me

my girlfriend?s a vegetarian
won?t eat eggs or cheese
she likes them chick peas
she don?t eat meat

rolled over again
propped up on the barley husk pillow
on your hemp futon and said
for the last time, never again

Playlist Creator	Playlist Name	Date Added
cashish	My Top Songs	9/10/2007