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KINDERGARTNER IN LOVE


I was attracted to the first girl I knew
A kindergarten crush
I was pierced by Cupid so I called her stupid
And gave her half of my lunch

She threw it at me I was never so happy
And so I gave her a shove.
She was all that I wanted I was in Nirvana
A kindergartner in love.

By early October she threw me over
Became my first ex
Now she live in New Jersey
She?s a Sister of Mercy
But I?m not over her yet

I had many a crush how I loved the rush
About as good as it gets.
There was Annie and Iris, Johny Unitas
But best of all was Annette

But they decided on unrequited
My heart was broken so much
I was a prepubescent really messed up
Kindergartner in love.

?Can we just be friends?? I heard again and again
?I?ve fallen in love with another.?
I like you sure but your immature
Like my 5 year old brother?

Belladonna, margarita, marijuana
They could never touch
The sweet sensation of infatuation
Kindergartner in love.

Some girls married me, that led to therapy
I found I could not commit
I kept getting crushes on somebody luscious
I followed ?I do? with ?I quit?.

After boxes of tissues, I worked thru issues
Still remained fucked up
Why did I have to be a sociopathically
Kindergartner in love?

I got a new girl now and I think it?s workin? out
Though I know she?s got her stuff.
She?s 45 but 5 inside
We?re kindergartners in love