Story Behind The Song

Cowboy wannabe

Song Description

Cowboy wannabe

Lyrics

C.B.M.A. (Country Boy My Ass) 2025 Mark "Buc" Williams (ASCAP)
(V1)
He struts in like he owns the place high boots and tight blue jeans
He's a real country stud alright, well maybe in his dreams
He thinks he's got it going on with all his flare and flash
But I see right through his B. S., Country boy my ass
(CHORUS 1)
Cause he ain't never hoed a row, been to a rodeo
Plowed a field or drank some home made mash
Ain't ever drove a tractor, like some two bit actor
Drinks his beer out of a glass
Can't tell his straw from hey, well all I can say is
Country boy my ass
(V2)
He's in here every weekend tries his best to impress the ladies
He buys them drinks and asks to dance but they all think he's crazy
It takes more than a fake accent and a handlebar mustache
He don't know it's a way of life, country boy my ass
(CHORUS 2)
Cause he ain't ever fired a gun, been four wheelin' in the mud
Or tailgated at a Nascar track
Never chawed a nip of chew, a goody two shoe buckaroo
Bout as welcome as an ole' pole cat
He don't fish or hunt, don't drive no pickup truck
Country boy my ass
(BRIDGE)
He ain't no cowboy, he ain't no plow boy
He's a dress him up, all hyped up, made up all for show boy
(CHORUS 1)
Cause he ain't never hoed a row, been to a rodeo
Plowed a field or drank some home made mash
Ain't ever drove a tractor, he's like some two bit actor
Drinks his beer out of a glass
Can't tell his straw from hey, well all I can say is
Country boy my ass
(Spoken)
Who do ya think you're foolin'
Does your mama dress you like that
Why don't you go milk a bull or somethin'
Country boy my ass

Playlist Creator	Playlist Name	Date Added
Lyfe Concierge Publishing	BEST SONGS ON BROADJAM	3/13/2025