Whisky in the Faucet

Story Behind The Song

Inspired by the Heaven Hill distillery fire in 1996, "Whisky in the Faucet" creates a fantasy world based on reports that bourbon infiltrated Nelson County's water supply. Of course, whisky never really flowed from the faucet, but this song is a fun look at what life might be like were that true.

Song Description

A fun, bluegrass song that imagines waking up one morning to find whiskey flowing from the sink -- what fun a world like that would be.

Song Length 2:57 Genre Country - Bluegrass, Country - Alternative
Tempo Very Fast (171 And Up) Lead Vocal Female Vocal
Mood Jovial, Sociable Subject Alchohol, Beer, Wine, Comedy, Funny
Similar Artists Lucinda Williams, Willie Nelson Language English
Era 2000 and later

Lyrics

Woke up the morning, like i do in every song
I went to brush my teeth and saw that there was something wrong
That ain't water in the drain and let me tell y'all
That something that i saw there was pure grain alcohol

chorus:
There's whisky in the faucet, oh man I thought i'd lost it
that amber water flowin' drop by drop
so grab a mason jar, 'cause it's time to stock the bar!
Oh lord, oh please, don't every let it stop.

I ran into the kitchen as fast as i could go
i checked the sink in there to see if it had the whisky flow
much to my surprise, it was flowin' like a fountain
This must be what they mean by the Big Rock Candy Mountain!

(solo)

I called my friends to spread the news, before 10 minutes passed
Folks i didn't even know were holding up a glass
Wild Turkey, Jameson's, Jack and Jim and Bushmill's
i didn't car how much they drank, my landlord pays the bills

(solo)

Now me and all my friends, we just party until dark
'cause there ain't a chance in hell that we'll run out of Maker's Mark
The only problem i foresee that makes things kind of tricky ...
you can't take a bath to hide the smell when the pipes are flowin' whisky!

(chorus out)

Lyrics Brigid Kaelin Music Brigid Kaelin
Producer Nate Thumas Publisher Brigid Kaelin
Performance Brigid Kaelin Label Independent

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