Lyrics

The Cowgirl Who Started the Fight

This song is less about - two guys duking it out
Than who inspired all the fuss
See that little lady over there - with the perdy eyes & flowing hair
Well she fanned each feller's flame of passion and lust

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Now I know it ain't kosher in Nashville
To talk about women in an unflattering light
But call a spade a spade - there ain?t no shade of gray
It was the cowgirl who started the fight
It was the cowgirl who started the fight

Bachelor number one - ain?t exactly dumb
But he ain?t the sharpest tool in the shed
He met our heroin - at the two step lesson
And she waltzed him off the dance floor and into bed

Now the very next Saturday night - Bachelor number two was a handsome sight
All decked out in his bran new Stetson hat
He thought he was in luck - when our little lady started chatting him up
But in walked cowboy number one behind his back - imagine that

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Bridge
Fists were flying - blood spilled
The bouncers stepped in - the police were called
Some said number one - threw the first punch
Other?s said it was all number two?s fault
Off to jail - both of them were hauled

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