Lyrics

You need to heed the lesson of the story that I tell
And never ever piss off a soccer mom...

She drove her daughter Jen up to the field at one o'clock that Saturday
With a uniform so clean it could be seen about a half a mile away
And then she grabbed herself a facial and a latte grand supreme
But there was trouble brewing with the soccer team

Arriving back and three her Jenny's face was a disgrace of dried up tears
Apparently Coach Brown sat Jen down for not getting it in gear
Now don't you worry Jen she told her as she tucked her in that night
Now you just rest, I'll do my best, I'll make it right

Oh she's always there but no one sees her
Overlooked all her life
Oh now that's the very thing that frees her
To hide in plain sight

So she got into her best strapless dress and drove off to Mr. Brown's
But he totally ignored the things she said and he just looked her up and down
Cause to him now after all she was just another soccer mom
He didn't sense the consequence of coming on

Oh she's always there but no one sees her
Overlooked all her life
Oh now that's the very thing that frees her
To what she did that night

Never the prom queen nor likely to succeed
Now Mary Kay and the PTA are how she fills her need
When others took the brass ring you know she never did
But she swore she'd rather die than let that happen to her kid

So she let him take her hand when he planned to do her in his bed
But she did him like a bug with the drug that exploded in his head
And no one seems to know for sure just how he wound up that ditch
I guess that Mr. Brown he found too late how death can be a bitch

Sitting on the sidelines Jenny's mom throws Jen a smile
And once again leaving no loose ends there won't be a trial
So if you've listened carefully to all that I've been putting down
Then maybe you won't end up like poor old Mr. Brown
You need to heed the lesson of the story that I tell
And never ever piss off a soccer mom from hell.