| Song Length | 2:52 | Genre | Rock - Punk, Rock - Alternative | 
																								| Tempo | Fast (151 - 170) | Lead Vocal | Mixed Vocals | 
																								| Mood | Sadistic,  Vicious | Subject | Dysfunctional Relations,  Bad Love | 
																								| Language | English | Era | 2000 and later | 
																						
									
								 
								
								
																Lyrics
								
									If I could be anything 
I?d be a machine gun
?Cuz everytime I see you 
I?m sorry I don?t own one
If I could be anything 
You know I?d be a land mine
The next time you step on me 
Will really be the last time
If I could be anything 
I?d be an airborne ranger
I?d jump into your ship 
When you treat me like a stranger
If I could be anything 
I?d be a German U-boat
Sink you like a stone 
?Cuz the new guy 
Makes your soul float
Hold my hand 
Like a knife in my back
My nose is bleeding 
And my eyes are both black
Got lots of friends 
I don?t need anymore
I?m Steve McQueen 
And you?re Gestapo torture
If I could be anything 
I?d be a machine gun 
?Cuz everytime I see you 
I?m sorry I don?t own one
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! I feel better now