Story Behind The Song

My daughter's new weenie dog

Song Description

Song about a little brown weenie dog - or is it?

Lyrics

Little Brown Weenie

I've got a little brown weenie - looks like a hairy zucchini
He goes everywhere I go
He's got a long brown snout - people love it when I take him out
He's always the hit of the show

I let them pet him, and they all say 'aawwhh' - I even let them squeeze his paws
My hairy brown weenie is quite a ladies' man
15 inches and maybe a half - when he licks their faces he makes them laugh
Why they let him do that, I don't understand

I love my weenie, he's so cute - he's got little bitty legs and a pointed snoot
He comes when I call, he's so well trained
Keeps everybody entertained
I love to pet him every day - he's always ready to play
That's my little brown weenie

I took him to a dog park the other day - darned if he didn't run away
So I started asking everyone I saw
"Have you seen my weenie? He's cute as can be - I tried to hold him, but he got free"
I don't know why they looked so appalled ...

I love my weenie, he's so cute - he's got little bitty legs and a pointed snoot
He comes when I call, he's so well trained
Keeps everybody entertained
I love to pet him every day - he's always ready to play
That's my little brown weenie

One nice lady with some doggy snacks grabbed my weenie and brought him back
Then I saw she had a weenie, too!
Long story short, we fell in love, now we both have weenies were so proud of
And we play with them the whole day through

We love our weenies, they're so cute - little bitty legs and pointed snoots
They come when we call - they're so well trained
They keep everybody entertained
We love to pet them every day - he's always ready to play
That's our little brown weenies
We love our little brown weenies