Song Description
Sad story of cat in microwave
| Song Length |
3:13 |
Genre |
Blues - Country, Country - General |
| Tempo |
Medium Slow (91 - 110) |
Lead Vocal |
Male Vocal |
| Mood |
Cheerless |
Subject |
Cats, Kittens |
| Language |
English |
Era |
2000 and later |
Lyrics
Chorus: Who microwaved Fifi?
Must be that retiree down the hall
Who microwaved Fifi?
Guess she didn't think that dog's dry at all
Stuck him in for three minutes
'Cause she wanted to dry him fast
Poor old fuckin' Fifi
A permanent dry, that's gonna last
CHORUS
Now she's on Social Security
And her budget is awful small
So she served him to the bridge club
On little crackers, they ate it all
CHORUS