Song Description
frustrated child moans about assembly Christmas presents.
| Song Length |
1:23 |
Genre |
Unique - Comedy, Unique - Holiday |
| Tempo |
Medium Slow (91 - 110) |
Lead Vocal |
Male Vocal |
| Mood |
Disconcerted |
Subject |
Anger |
| Language |
English |
Era |
2000 and later |
Lyrics
CHRISTMAS PRESENTS
©Harley Toberman. CIE/IPP # 030710335. / ? Hookshot Music BMI 014366209
tobytune@mac.com. - One stop
And now its Christmas and
It's time to open the presents
I'll go first
You can go later
And I'm hoping that mine will be the best
Better than the rest
At last
Well now that it's open
It has a million parts
Where does one start
It said it was easy to assemble
But now I know it will
Take a year to build
I'll probably lose all the parts
By Then.
Harley got a book
Kim got a lamp
Mike got a bike that was
Already assembled
And now its Christmas and
It's time to open the presents
I'll go first
You can go later
And for the next year,
I'll tell you what I want
I want something finished
No extra parts
And no batteries
And no assembly required
And now its Christmas and
It's time to open the presents
I'll go first
You can go later
And I'm hoping that mine will be the best
Better than the rest
At last