Lyrics

My love life's caught a virus,
and it's crashed my world again.
My hard drive ain't big enough,
and it's got too many worms.

She done closed her Windows,
and ran off with a rotten Apple.
She told me my Netspeed was just
too damn fast for her.

I wanted to Explorer,
but she's off on a Safari.
If life were a computer,
then my love would be the Blue Screen of Death

Since my Wii ain't seen no action,
and her Xbox has gone gray,
I found a new PlayStation
with a pair of big Blu-Rays

She opened up her Facebook,
and she sat right down on MySpace,
and then she said we don't Kinect,
and she Moved right out the door.

I wanted to Explorer,
but she's off on a Safari.
If life were a computer,
then my love would be the Blue Screen of Death