Story Behind The Song

Man falls in love with two women. Joins the Mormon Church and buys two engagement rings.

Song Description

Man realized he needs two women.

Lyrics

Kate and Edith
Written by: Michael Boehnlein

V1:
MY GIRLFRIEND KATE OWNS REAL ESTATE, IN A RICH NEIGHBORHOOD.
IF I SHOULD NEED ANYTHING, SHE WOULD HELP ME IF SHE COULD.
WELL WE HAVE A GOOD TIME, BUT THIS HEART OF MINE, NEEDS A WOMAN WITH GOOD LOOKS TOO!
SO WHEN EDITH JONES, CAME ALONG, I KNEW WHAT I HAD TO DO.

V2:
WELL I CALLED HER UP AND ASKED HER OUT FOR A FUN NIGHT ON THE TOWN.
I TOOK HER OVER TO THE STUMBLE ON INN, SO WE COULD THROW IT DOWN.
SHE WAS DANCIN' ON THE BAR WHEN MY CREDIT CARD SAID "IT WAS TIME TO GO!".
WELL I SPENT A LOT, BUT SHE WAS HOT, AND I WAS ON A ROLL.

CH:
I WANT MY KATE AND EDITH TOO!
WELL THE BOTH HAVE SOMETHIN' THAT THIS O' BOY CAN USE.
ONE HAS ALL THE MONEY, WHILE THE OTHER HAS ALL THE MOVES.
I WANT MY KATE AND EDITH TOO!

V3:
WELL I TAKE OUT KATE THIS FRIDAY NIGHT, EDITH ON SATURDAY.
SOMETIMES MY SCHEDULE GETS A LITTLE TIGHT, BUT IT'S A, SMALL PRICE TO PAY.
WELL THINGS ARE GOIN' SWELL AS FAR AS I CAN TELL, IT SEEMS LIKE I CAN'T LOSE.
SO IF THE DAY COMES, I MUST PICK ONE, LORD KNOWS WHO I'LL CHOOSE.

CH:
I WANT MY KATE AND EDITH TOO!
WELL THE BOTH HAVE SOMETHIN' THAT THIS O' BOY CAN USE.
ONE HAS ALL THE MONEY, WHILE THE OTHER HAS ALL THE MOVES.
I WANT MY KATE AND EDITH TOO!

BRIDGE:
WELL NOW KATE IS A CUTIE, EDITH A BEAUTY. BOTH MAKE MY
HEART SING!
FIRST THING TOMORROW, I'M FLYIN' TO UTAH,
JOIN THE MORMON CHURCH, AND BUY TWO DIAMOND RINGS!

CH:
I WANT MY KATE AND EDITH TOO!
WELL THE BOTH HAVE SOMETHIN' THAT THIS O' BOY CAN USE.
ONE HAS ALL THE MONEY, WHILE THE OTHER HAS ALL THE MOVES.
I WANT MY KATE AND EDITH TOO! YES I DO.
I WANT MY KATE AND EDITH TOO!