Lyrics

So you wanna know how bad it got?
In the back of a parking lot
I'd say it was pretty lousy
Bet you'll write a song about me

Did you know I'm evil?
Made a date with the Devil
She said she'd let me live
It's my haircut she won't forgive

In my ex's overalls
Man I hope he calls
Cuz I want my Beck t-shirt back
Funny that he married my friend

Walked across the universe
All the way to find her
She was in his yoga class
Borrowing my f*****g mat

So you wanna know how bad it got?
When my heart started to rot
I'd say it was pretty lousy
Bet you'll write a song about me

Did you know I'm evil
Last name Knievel
At least that's what they said
When they wished me dead

Took off his overalls
Think about his pitfalls
Threw his s**t away
And turned on Odelay

I want my Beck t-shirt back
I want my Beck t-shirt back
I want my Beck t-shirt back
I want my Beck t-shirt back