Song Description
One man's experience with his dream date - who exists only in his dreams
Song Length |
3:23 |
Genre |
Blues - Country, Spoken Word - Humor |
Tempo |
Medium (111 - 130) |
Lead Vocal |
Male Vocal |
Mood |
Exultant, Blissful |
Subject |
Comedy, Funny, Searching for Love |
Similar Artists |
Bob Dylan, The Traveling Wilburys |
Language |
English |
Era |
2000 and later |
| |
Lyrics
DREAM DATE
Dream date, dream date,
I can?t wait!
Can?t wait to sleep
With my dream date!
She?s not like the one from the night before;
This one doesn?t even mind if I snore.
She says, ?You can throw your clothes on the ground;
It?s enough for me having you around.?
You can leave the seat up after you go;
I kinda like it that way, don?tcha know.
Dream date, dream date,
I can?t wait!
Can?t wait to sleep
With my dream date!
She says, ?No need to shower or shave for me;
Don?t have to brush your teeth regularly.
Don?t mind your belching or your barking snakes;
I love you ?cuz you?re you, for Heaven sakes.?
I don?t care about those cards you don?t send;
Let?s burn this birthday candle at both ends!?
Dream date, dream date,
I can?t wait!
Can?t wait to sleep
With my dream date!
Moments before we became bride and groom,
I woke up and gazed all around my room.
I was in for an unpleasant surprise
When I rubbed a good night?s sleep from my eyes.
All I could see was one glass and one plate;
There wasn?t a trace of my hot dream date.
Dream date, dream date,
I can?t wait!
Can?t wait to sleep
With my dream date!
I just knew I was going to
Hate myself in the morning!
Copyright © 2004 Lex Zaleta