Song Description
women share info on loser guys to save wear and tear
Song Length |
2:55 |
Genre |
Country - Honky Tonk, Country - Rock |
Tempo |
Medium (111 - 130) |
Lead Vocal |
Female Vocal |
Mood |
Heated |
Subject |
Searching for Love |
Language |
English |
Era |
2000 and later |
Lyrics
Good Perfume
© Jonathan Helfand
I was out with Stella the other night
She sees a fella, says, "Well, All Right!"
But I said, "Hold up, Hon. A friend told me all about him."
He wined her and dined her on steak and champagne.
Then snuck out to his truck just before the bill came.
Now he might look cool while he's workin' the room,
But he's a Waste of Good Perfume.
Just then this handsome man swaggers into the place.
A woman storms up and throws her drink in his face.
And Stella turns to me and asks, "Hey, what's their story?"
I said, "That's Earl. He took that girl home for the time of her life.
And when she hit her high note he said, "Don't wake my wife!!"
So don't be tempted to get you a taste
'Cause he's a Waste of Good Perfume.
So many men, so little time.
That's why girls need a good grapevine
To weed out the losers and the users who
Are just a Waste of Good Perfume.
Don't want no Roadhouse Romeo, no one night stand
I want the real thing with a real good man
I'm savin' all my love until I find him
I will eat him with a spoon. I might need a ladle.
I'll make him cry like a baby while he rocks my cradle.
He's gonna think it's his honeymoon.
Won't be no Waste of Good Perfume.
So many men, so little time.
That's why girls need a good grapevine
To weed out the losers and the users who
Are just a Waste of Good Perfume.
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