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I SEE YOU EVERY TUESDAY, WEDNESDAY, THURSDAY AT THE GYM
I GUESS BY THE WAY YOU STARE IN THE MIRROR YOU?RE SO INTO YOU
PERFECT TAN SNOWWHITE TEETH CHECK THE HIGHLIGHTS
AS IF THAT AIN?T ENOUGH, LOOK AT YOU STRUTT YOUR STUFF

DROP DEAD GORGEOUS, THAT?S WHAT YOU THINK YOU ARE
MISTER OH SO COOL, YOU CAN?T BE SERIOUS
YOU THINK YOU?RE DEFINITELY, ABSOLUTELY,
POSSITIVELY EVERY GIRL?S DREAM
DROP DEAD GORGEOUS, GET REAL

KEEP CLIMBING THAT STAIRMASTER BOY BUT YOU?RE GETTING NOWHERE WITH ME
YOU THINK YOU?RE SO BUFF YOU?RE JUST A MODERNDAY NEANDETHAL
DO YOUR CURLS, PUMP YOUR CHEST MISTER BI-CEPS
BUT IN YOUR PERFECT WORLD THAT?S NOT HOW BOY GETS GIRL


YOU?RE ALL PHYSICAL, UN-EMOTIONAL
MISTER CHIPPENDALE, YEAH, THAT?S YOU