Klingons Around Uranus

Story Behind The Song

Inspired by the Elmo & Patsy song, "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer" It's a Novelty song and a parody of the SciFi TV show: Star Trek.

Song Length 2:30 Genre Unique - Avant garde, Unique - Comedy
Tempo Medium (111 - 130) Lead Vocal Male Vocal
Similar Artists Warren Zevon; Elmo (& Patsy) Shropshire[ Language English
Era 2000 and later

Lyrics

Oh well there's Klingons around Uranus. The Worlds' just waiting to see.
They're scattered all over Miranda, coming from the star Recticullee.
And Captain Kirk and crew they're on a journey, they're heading home from undiscovered country.
Lasers, Phasers, Earth's endanger, they better Warp back like a Quasar.
Or it will be the end of you and me.

Well there's Klingons Around Uranus. They're poised to start a war. They came for their Dingleberries, it makes them sing like a dingaling, a ling.
The Earth don't have to worry, they're not there conquest, they only want the fruit that makes them sing.
Let's hope & beg that the Bird of prey, don't get Captain Kirk Today.
Or it will be the end of you & me.

Well there's Klingons Around Uranus. The Worlds' just wondering why,
when & where did they come from? Maybe from were the Sun doesn't shine,
Right out of an unseen Blackhole. I reck'in is where they came. But Captain Kirk & crew has out smarted them again.
He's found a way to plug the hole. Go back a day and save us all. I suppos-it-story is all owed to him, once again.

Oh well there's Klingons around Uranus. The Worlds' just waiting to see. Let's hope & beg that the Bird of prey, don't get Captain Kirk Today.
Or it will be the end of you & me.

Lyrics Thomas Haeberle Music Thomas Haeberle & Gary Barteldt
Producer Thomas Haeberle & Gary Barteldt Publisher LunarLandings Publishing
Performance Thomas Haeberle & Gary Barteldt

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