Story Behind The Song

Part of the unfolding Paper Fortune$ tale

Song Description

Crackers persuades his football club mates to invest in Chucka's stock market syndicate, a rare chance for the small investor.

Lyrics

Chucka?s Magic Touch
CRACKERS:
The boss is doing well lads, look, front page of the paper
Sure spreads his wings, does many things besides this footy caper
He?s talked about on radio, t v and parliament
Such a shame that when he lets US in, the money?s spent

Why can?t we all share in his boom
Without being inside the board room?
Whenever I try, the shares that I buy
Go slippety-slide ?stead of zoom!

But gather close boys, there?s good news at last
I?ve just met with Chucka McNifty
He?s told me in trust of a scheme that?s a must
For a limited number of fifty:

Step up and invest in a scheme that?s been blessed with Chucka?s magic touch
Hob nob with the best while you feather your nest without investing much
A mere twenty grand gets you in Chucka?s plan, just fifty holding shares
Not investing in land, our plan understand is gilt-edged, have no fears!

I?m a dinkum Chucka fan, I have faith in Chucka?s plan
I?m a true blue Chucka fan, I have great faith in Chucka?s plan

The rate of return we?re all bound to earn is ten times the normal yield
Like Chucka you?ll learn to show no concern, he streaks ahead of the field
I can?t contemplate intervention of fate aborting Chucka?s scheme
So don?t be too late, the incentives are great to fulfil Chucka?s dream

I?m a dinkum Chucka fan, I have faith in Chucka?s plan
I?m a true blue Chucka fan, I have great faith in Chucka?s plan

CRACKERS: We don?t need Johnny for this one fellas, do we! Come on now?who?s in with me and Chucka?

PLAYERS: I?m a true blue Chucka fan, I have great faith in Chucka?s plan
Pigsarse!