Song Description

A cheery song about bad behavior - witnessed only, of course....

Lyrics

Did You Ever

Did you ever wake up in the morning
And rub your aching head
Tryin' to remember just what you did
Thinkin' you'd be better off dead
The light through the curtains hurts your eyes
And your bed won't stop its spin
So you add last night to the list of things you swear you'll never do again

Did you ever wake up in the morning
And wonder just how you got home
Oh, you was havin' so much fun
When did things start to go wrong
You can't find your wallet, can't find your keys
Baby you can barely find the door
So you add last night to the list of things you swear you won't do no more

Did you ever wake up in the morning
And can't remember her name
What seemed so appealing late last night
In the morning don't look the same
Did you ever wonder if she just might be thinkin'
The very same thing about you
You both add last night to the list of things you swear you'll never do

Did you ever wake up in the morning
And wonder what you did last night
Something's naggin' in the back of your mind
Something don't seem quite right
Did you ever wonder if you might have done somethin'
You might just later regret
You better add last night to the list of things you haven't even thought of yet

Well my little list has grown into a book
It sits up there on my shelf
Page upon page upon page upon page
Of admonitions to myself
If I took my own advice I'd be sittin'
In the middle of the room on the floor
'Cause everything I do today are things I swore I'd never do no more
Yeah everything I do today are things I swore I'd never do no more