Song Description

Menopause......Hilariously funny

Lyrics

Is It Hot In Here, Or Is It Me?
© 2003 Words & Music by Ellen Bukstel and Nancy Wuerzburger

My hormones have been raging for quite a while
I know that I am aging so I gonna go in style
One minute I am laughing, the next one I'm in tears
Cause the magazines I'm reading are confirming all my fears

Is it hot in here I asked or is it me
My family thinks I'm crazy as can be
Well my thermostat is broken, it feels like 103
Is it hot in here I asked or is it me

I saw my friend Susan just the other day
Said that she was feeling exactly the same way
With hot flashes all the time, I said I'm on the verge
She said "honey, that's not a hot flash, it's really a power surge!"

Is it hot in here I asked or is it me...

The mood swings and the weight gain are making me irrate
Progesterone and Estrogen will help me lubricate
They say that soybeans can reduce the rate of heart desease
Osteoperosis!!...could you spell that for me please??

Is it hot in here I asked or is it me...

They say that my libido is likely to decline...NOT!
Insomnia and night sweats make me tired all the time
There is designer estrogen.. the doctors could prescribe
But recent test are showing that the rats did not survive

Is it hot in here I asked or is it me...

This is not a mid life crises or empty nest syndrome
It's just my body changing into something quite unknown
They used to call us crazy ....and never knew the cause
Well it's our right of passage ... and it's called menopause!

Is it hot in here I asked or is it me
My family thinks I'm crazy as can be
Well my thermostat is broken, it feels like 103
Is it hot in here I asked or is it me
Well my thermostat is broken
No truer words were spoken
Is it hot in here. / I'm just not clear / Please crank up the AC
Is it hot in here I asked or is it meeee! Yeah!