Lyrics

[Verse 1]
Oh my friend, let me tell you a tale,
About an old timer, who's starting to pale.
Once was a spry lad, could dance through the night,
But now it's a different story, oh what a fright!

[Verse 2]
Don't pass a bathroom when you're old and wise,
Keep that advice close, and heed my cries.
Golden years come with some quirky needs,
But hey, let's embrace it; let's plant those seeds!

[Chorus]
Don't pass a bathroom, it's not just a line,
Take your time, my friend, let your worries unwind.
Even if you think, "Nah, I'll be alright,"
Trust me, my buddy, it sure ain't your fight!

[Verse 3]
When you were younger, it felt like a breeze,
Could hold it for hours, oh, such expertise.
But time rolls on and oh, how it shows,
Now you feel that urge, like a river it flows!

[Verse 4]
People wear their depends, living life free,
No more rushin' around, just let it be!
Life is too short for bathroom regret,
So don't skip a moment, my friend, don't forget!

[Chorus]
Don't pass a bathroom, it's not just a line,
Take your time, my friend, let your worries unwind.
Even if you think, "Nah, I'll be alright,"
Trust me, my buddy, it sure ain't your fight!

[Bridge]
Now picture this scene, it's a beautiful day,
You're out on the town, feeling so gay!
But as you stroll past, the urge hits your core,
Don't say a word, just head for the door!

[Verse 5]
I know what I'm talking about, listen here,
Those golden insights come straight from my gear.
If you skip your chance, think about the end,
Your bathroom adventures, just let them blend!

[Chorus]
Don't pass a bathroom, it's not just a line,
Take your time, my friend, let your worries unwind.
Even if you think, "Nah, I'll be alright,"
Trust me, my buddy, it sure ain't your fight!

[Outro]
So next time you're out, hear this wise call,
Bathrooms are blessings, they serve one and all.
Don't pass a bathroom when you're old and bold,
Take my advice, it's worth its weight in gold!