Song Description

Fun country spoof

Lyrics

What do cowboys do when those cowgirls shoot them down
They start to drink their whiskey and tear apart the town
So if you want to see a fight just hang out in this bar tonight
And watch those cowgirls shoot those cowboys down

Millie was a pretty fillie she caught Johnnys' eye
But unbeknownst to Johnny she didn't like that guy
Johnny rubbed on up to her you know some words were said
Before you know it Millie poured a drink on Johnnys' head

Orville was a good old boy he likes to have his fun
He likes to raise all kind if hell catch women on the run
One night he thought he'd try for two he thought that'd be the most
Next monin they found Orville tied up to a hitchin post

Brenda was a pretty thing cute as a little birdies wing
As sweet and fragile as a china doll
I sing this song to clue ya
Don't let her good looks fool ya
If you tick her off she'll kick you in the balls.