Song Description

Watching Jerry Springer and this is what happened.

Lyrics

Are You a Man?

Just slow down little sister, I think I feel a whisker Let's slow it down
I watch you drinking Snapple, you have an Adam's Apple
A big hairy mound

Are you a man? (Ma'am, Ma'am, Ma'am, are you a man?)
Are you a man? (Ma'am, Ma'am, Ma'am, are you a man?)

Just a plain Jane baby, got a body straight from the Navy Sailing on by
Move along little sister or should I say now mister
I must be high

Are you a man? (Ma'am, Ma'am, Ma'am, are you a man?)
Are you a man? (Ma'am, Ma'am, Ma'am, are you a man?)

5 o'clock shadow looming, you're in need of some grooming Shave it away
You got man hands baby, Are you sure you're a lady?
It's hard to say

Are you a man? (Ma'am, Ma'am, Ma'am, are you a man?)
Are you a man? (Do you have a prostrate gland?)
Are you a man?


(c)2016 by Kevin Winn Maness