Lyrics

B--I--T--C--H

Lyrics & music composed by and copyright by Brian P. McNulty. All rights reserved.
ALTERNATE TITLE: SHE'S SO PROUD

OPTIONAL RAP DURING INTRO:

Sittin' in a honky tonk late one night,
Thought the guy next to me was lookin' for a fight.
I figured I'd get outta there & head on home to bed.
Before I could leave, he turned to me & said:


VERSE 1
Before I got married, my baby was really good to me.
She was really kind & friendly--as sweet as sweet could be.
But before the ink dried on the marriage license, suddenly everything changed.
She got real cold & distant, and started acting kind of strange.

PRECHORUS
Well, it wasn't long before we were fightin', so we went to see a marriage counselor.
I told him how she'd ruin entire weekends. When the counselor asked her why,
Then she said with honest pride ...
( I better spell it)

CHORUS
"I'm a B----I----T----C--H--, I'm a B----I----T--C--H." And she's so proud of it!

VERSE 2
She's a master of the silent treatment. She can carry it on for weeks & weeks.
She's deliberately mean & nasty. No, you definitely wouldn't call her meek.
She's got a passive-aggressive personality, and is skilled at the art of dirty looks.
A relationship to her is simply warfare, and respect's a word that I can find in books.

PRECHORUS
If she doesn't get her way she's gonna make you pay.Well you know she's gonna get her pound of flesh.
I'm guessin' by now that you can see
That there's one thing upon which we agree.



CHORUS
She's so proud to be a B----I----T--C--H. She's a B----I----T--C--H, and she's so proud of it!

BRIDGE
After years of this vicious cycle,
I couldn't think of anything else to do.
So I said with a sigh
As I pulled out the drive:

CHORUS
"Goodbye, B--I--T-C-H." I said, "Goodbye, B--I--T-C-H, goodbye."
(She's such a bitch.)