Lyrics

Verse 1
I wake up and turn the radio on?I hear somebody sqwakin? about the state of the world.
I?d like to believe that I could make it beter but my bumper sticker?s startin? to peal.

Verse2
Red light; this bum is scarin? me know he?s starin? down my car with a dirty rag.
I?d like to believe that I?m scared for the whole world, but I?m really just afraid for my car.
Close call; I guess I dodged that one. The radio is soothing and it?s putin? my mind at ease .
The dope of the masses is no longer religion?No, it?s tunnin? into NPR.
There I said it. Yeah, it?s tunnin? into NPR.

Chorus
Oh yeah I do a lot, but most of its just all inside my head.
I picture myself toting lots of guns and sportin? a red beret.
But best of all it keeps me from the slums?I can?t stand the way they smell.
Please don?t tell anyone.
Cause in my head I?m MLK and everything is gonna turn out swell.