DAILY DOSE ofFUNK

Why.this.name..THE.FUNKASAURUS?

I-BEEN-A-HARCORE-FUNKATEER-SINCE-FUNKATEERING-BEGAN.
"FUNK"-IS-WHAT-TIME-IT-IS.-"A"-IS-THE-STATE-OF-BEING
"SAURUS"-SAYS-HOW-LONG-I've-BEEN-INFLUENCED-BY-IT!

Do.you.play.live?

FO-SHO-(no-PUN-intended)

How.do.You.think.the.internet.(or.mp3).change.the.music.industry?

MAN-THE-INTERNET-HELPED-BLOW-MY-sh***- UP-BIGTIME!
I-AM-ABLE-NOW-TO-COLLABORATE-WITH-OTHER-FUNK-ARTISTS
ALL-AROUND-THE-WORLD-GET-MY-MUSIC-HEARD.
IN-DOING-SO-I-HAVE-LED-MY-CYBERBAND-OF-FELLOW-FUNKATEERS
CALLED-"THE-DAILY-DOSE-ofFUNK"-INTO-BEING-RECOGNIZED!
ALL-MEMBERS-IN-THE-GROUP-ARE-NOW-GETTING-WELL KNOWN,
SELLING-ALBUMS,-DOING-TOURS,-COLLABING-WITH-NEW-ARTISTS
BROADENING-THEIR-HORIZONS-in-all-genres-oF-MUSIC!

Would.you.sign.a.record.contract.with.a.major.recording.label?

FO-SHO-IF-THE-MONEY-AND-CONTRACT-IS-SET-UP-PROPERLY!


I
Band.History:
"YE-ARE-A-VOICE-OF-'ALIEN-MAJIC'-AND-APOSTOLIC-THUS-SENT.
THUS-'BE-YE-WISE-AS-A-SERPENT'-IT-IS-SO-WRITTEN."

THE.FUNKASAURUS
Is.todays.most.prolific.songwriter.&.producer.since.the.incarnation.of

Jimi Hendrix.

We.await.boldly.for.Your.forthcoming.works.... He.astounds.Mankind!

THE.FUNKASAURUS

In.COMPARISON.TO.'George Clinton'.and.'PRINCE'.combined,
He.make.us.aware.of.the.LIGHT.
He.also.make.Us.aware.of.the.Dark.Shadow

In.the.spirit.of.RAW.UNCUT.FREESTYLE.FUNK.
We.LOVE.the.direction.He's.going.in.His.talents.see.ye.the.light!

TAKE HEED!,."THE.FUNKASAURUS"

HIS.DISCERNING.gift.of.creative.WISDOM,.vision,and.design.During.
THE.AGE.OF.FUNKENTELECHY.Twas.also.the.age.of.the.EGPYTIAN!
A.HEAVENLY.NEWBIRTH.of.BEGINNINGS.LADIES.n.GENTS.I.BRING.FORTH!

THE.FOUNDING.FATHER.OF.THE.MUSICALLY.INSANE.FUNKERS.CALLED THE

"DAILY DOSE ofFUNK"

OUR-MISSION-IS-TO-TERRORIZE-THE-INTERNET-WITH-THE-FUNK-AND
INFECT-YOU-WITH-THE-DREADED-"SHAKEN-BOOTY-SYNDROME!
PROGRAMMED-TO-DESTROY-MYSPACE-WITH-UNLIMITED-&-CONTINUOUS
FUNK-INDUCING-MP3's-THUS-GIVING-BIRTH-TO-THE-"NEW-FUNK-ORDER"

YOUR-ASS-HAS-JUST-BEEN-WARNED!



OH-YEAH....I.USED.TO.BREAKDANCE
appeared-in-movies-"Electric.Boogaloo"-"Body.Rock"&"Beatstreet"

Special.DISCLAIMER:

We.at.The.Daily.Dose.Of.Funk
will.not.be.held.responsible.if.overexposure.
to.these.dangerous.grooves.causes.you.become.afflicted
with.the.dreaded."Shaken-Booty.Syndrome",
for.there.is.no.known.cure.

So.if.you.ARE.afflicted,.and.if.you.are. FEMALE,
simply.BACK.THAT.AZZ.ON.UP
and.get.BUMPER2BUMPER.with.your.closest.dance.partner.

On.the.other.hand,.if.the.afflicted.party.happens.to.be.MALE,
simply.GRAB.YOUR.KNUTS,
and.in.a.'Horse's.Voice',say."Willllllllllll-buuuurrrrrr"!
We.do.promise.that.symptoms.of
the."Shaken-Booty.Syndrome".are.NOT.LETHAL;
Just.FUNKY.

Thank.You.Very. Much.